If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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