How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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