and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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