The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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