Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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