All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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