brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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