you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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