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textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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