Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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