Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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