the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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