yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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