I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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