I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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