my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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