Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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