I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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