Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize