in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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