My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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