ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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