mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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