Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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