The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Congratulations! We have a period
Never joke about your clitoris.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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