On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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