I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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