Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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