Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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