We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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