It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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