I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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