My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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