is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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