UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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