Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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