So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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