Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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