508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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