I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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