does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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