strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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