I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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