I like my sex mixed with concussions.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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