as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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