I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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