How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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