I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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