so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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