If that was your dad, he is hot
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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