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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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