You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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