she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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