Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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